Doodle Jump addiction (DJA)


doodle jump addiction is a medical disorder which originates from playing the popular ipod , ipad , and iphone game excessively. this dissorder is a
permenant one and no treatment or cure has been found so far.
symptoms: bags under eyes, halucinating green and blue platforms before your eyes, hearing gameplay
sounds at random times and prolonged imaginary conversations with the game’s charater, doodler .
joey: dude, what’s up with john?
gregg: he’s got doodle jump addiction (dja), dude.
john: dont worry doodler i’ll save you… hehe..hehe..

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