Doodlejumpainia
the mental condition or obsession the comes after buying the iphone app “doodle jump.” most symptoms include:
loss of sleep
swollen eyes
chapped fingers
constant playing of doodle jump
body odor
bob: “dude, i think tim has doodlejumpainia”
jeff: “what should we do, he has just sat there for 2 hours on his iphone”
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