doodlelaserbutt


when a snowball is stuck up ur -ss and it feels like a laser has been shot in ur -ss and was put out with hot oil and acid…..
d-mn!!!! that doodlelaserb-tt hurt like a mother f-cker man!!!!!!!!!

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