doodlosis
an imaginary disease i created out of pure boredom. it spreads quickly and is quite fatal.
(symptoms include excessive doodling, random outbursts, jellybean cravings, bizarre obsessions, talking in rhymes, and or.. dancing uncontrollably.)
there is no antidote and the infected will die in 3 weeks…, if they haven’t already collapsed from dancing.
“why are you dancing???” “um.. umm… omg justin bieber!!!” “well that’s bizarre,, oh sh-t. you have doodlosis.” 😮
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