Doody Hotdog
a doody hotdog is someone who works in a sandwich shop and smiles creepily at young children. typically, a doody hotdog is a male and he has dark colored hair. sometimes, doody hotdogs will give out cookies to random people, typically children. they tend to send of creepy vibes but are really nice deep down.
he is such a doody hotdog!
i wish our sandwich shop had a doody hotdog.
children, remember to stay away from the local doody hotdog!
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