doofrey
a word that you use when you can’t think of the word that you mean. (use of this word may attract the men in white coats)
“oi you pick up the..uh…doofrey”
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a hand stained by improper wiping of ones -ss-parm (parmesan). p-b-rt b-ttscotch was appalled, his mother served his spaghetti that evening with the obvious markings of a hand-b-tt. he thought, she must have forgotten to wipe properly. the poo stain was horrendous.
- hand you your ass
a euphanism for beat up. also refers to being put down, insulted, or caught in the act of doing something you shouldn’t. basically, you can apply it to anything, as it’s a really useful phrase. b-tch, you mess with me, i will hand you your -ss!!! i just got my -ss handed you me by […]
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nipples in excess half an inch that have more than one piercing. d-mn those are long nipples. they’ll hold a nice jessica’s ladder.
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the act of sticking one’s fingers in a lady’s p-ssy. “hey did you hear richie went jelly farming last night”
- carbon tax
an unpopular australian labour party policy to tackle climate change by putting a price on carbon emissions. the idea is that polluters will pay per tonne of carbon they release into the atmosphere. the reality was that average household costs were vastly increased and international business was deterred from investment in australia. it is widely […]