Dook Lasagna
when you take a sh-t, wipe, throw the paper in the toilet, and then realize you have to go more. you then repeat the first 4 steps. this leaves a layered “lasagna” in the toilet of, p–p, paper, p–p, paper, etc
brian: yo joe what took you so long?
joe: i thought i was done, but it turned into a dook lasagna.
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