dooker


p–p or the action of taking a p–p
i have to take a dooker
swimming trunks of all types.
gladys: “shall we go for a bracing in swim in this beautiful crystal-blue lake? it would be splendidly invigorating.”

humphrey: “my apologies, for i have forgotten my dookers and regrettably am reluctant to expose my b-ll-cks to all and sundry.”
browneye- “where the sun don’t shine”
the prisoner took it straight vertically up the dooker
a loud, yet not smelly fart
i dropped a dooker
a daytime hooker.
“yo pacco, isn’t that the dooker you picked up yesterday at lunch?”
“the sh-t” the coolest of cool.
yo! that’s dooker! how much did you pay for that? i want to buy one of those for my cousin.

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