Dookie Diver
one who selfishly imposes -n-l penetration (oral and or penile)upon an unsuspecting victim (ususually of the female gender)
1.(noun) don’t go out with him! he is a total dookie diver.
2.(verb) so i was just laying there and out of now where he dookie dived me! not cool.
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