dookie log


n. a firm, cylindrincal segment of excrement known for its significant m-ss
d-mn my n-gg-! had you seen that dookie log which delron had not flushed?!
a long, log shaped t-rd.
did you see the log jam in the men’s room? there’s a huge dookielog in the toilet.

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