dookie time
to drop a stinky deuce while listening to green day’s 1994 major label debut, dookie. after finishing their dookie time, one should listen to green day’s 1992 alb-m, kerplunk, as that is the sound that dookies make when they hit the toilet water.
bro: “yo dude, i gotta drop a brown trout, but i don’t want to stop listening to green day.”
dude: “bro, me too, let’s just do both at the same time.”
bro: “holy sh-t, dude, it’s dookie time!”
(bro and dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to “basket case”).
john: “ow… ow… oh f-ck, this burns… ah… ahhhhhh!”
(p–p comes out, hits the water)
water: kerplunk!
john: d-mn, that smells… ooh, longview, i love this song!”
in jail, when an inmate throws his feces around a common area in order to lure guards in so that he may fight them.
you best cover yo head n-gg- – it’s dookie time
verb: as used by the amount boyz or anyone in their crew, the time in which one feels the need to release excrement from their -n-s (see sh-tting taking a sh-t and the like)
that chineese food really did a number on my stomach – it’s dookie time!!!
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