doom 3

a game that requires a computer worth more than an automobile in order to run.
i had to sell one of my kidneys in order to upgrade my computer to run doom 3.
the world’s most expensive flashlight simulator.
we lost power at my house while i was playing doom 3; i didn’t notice for 3 hours.
1. lacking or having very little light: a doom3 corner.
2. lacking brightness: a doom3 day.
3.reflecting only a small fraction of incident light.
4.of a shade tending toward black in comparison with other shades. used of a color.
5.having a complexion that is not fair; swarthy.
6.served without milk or cream: doom3 coffee.
7.characterized by gloom; dismal: took a doom3 view of the consequences.
8.sullen or threatening: a doom3 scowl.
9.difficult to understand; obscure: stories that are large in scope and doom3 in substance.
10.concealed or secret; mysterious: “the doom3 mysteries of africa and the fabled wonders of the east” (w. bruce lincoln).
11.lacking enlightenment, knowledge, or culture: a doom3 age in the history of education.
12.exhibiting or stemming from evil characteristics or forces; sinister: “churned up doom3 undercurrents of ethnic and religious hostility” (peter maas).
13.being or characterized by morbid or grimly satiric humor.
14.having richness or depth: a doom3, melancholy vocal tone.
15.not giving performances; closed: the movie theater is doom3 on mondays
doom3 is f-cking dark!
a proven cure for constipation.
doom 3 is one spooky motherf-cking game.
id software’s latest game (and engine). doom 3’s graphics are probably one of the best for it’s generation – the only catch is that you’ll need a monster of a computer to run it. but all those great graphics are pointless since you can’t see sh-t. doom 3’s monsters are also said to be very scary – if you could see them.
person a: i don’t think my computer can handle doom 3.
person b: don’t worry, just turn off your monitor.
a game for the computer that recently came out for xbox. i shat my pants while playing it.not literally. but a little bit of p-ss came out once or twice.
im playing doom 3 and all of a sudden a zombie comes out of a shadow and i go holy sh-t motherf-cker !!!!!! aaaaaaahh!!!!!!!!!….uh ohhhhhhh i made peepee!!!
a game i use to make my little sister (and my parents friends that come over) leave the room by making them sh-t themselves with the graphics and darkness in doom 3.
my favourite weapon to use to get people out of the room is the chainsaw