antiquing someone with flour packed into one’s r*ct*m.
“doom fog tastes like sh*t, but waking up to ram your forehead into your roommate’s b*tt cheeks is worse.”
- juantanamo bay
juantanamo bay is going to be a new detention center located, well. it wont be new. it’ll just be the new name for guantanamo bay. this will be the location where trump sends ‘some bad dues’ to. most of which, will be the filthy rapist, murderer, crime bring mexicans that crossed the border. although. its […]
sh*t copy of siri made by samsung. me: ask siri what the weathers like. you: nah, i’ve got svoice! me: p*ss off you c*nt!
the best friend anyone could ever ask for. she is funny, generous, popular, dirty minded and beautiful inside and out. she’s the person you can tell everything too, and you’ll know she wont judge you or spill your secrets. whenever you’re down, she’ll be the person to get you laughing again. if you don’t have […]
a b*tch who is fake uhh she’s such a fedhia