DOOM! Magazine
magazine known for asking everyone they interview how they’ll survive the zombie apocalypse.
doom! magazine: “how would you survive the zombie apocalypse?”
elvira, mistress of the dark (c-ssandra peterson): “well, like i always say, if you can’t beat them, join them. first i would beat them, i’d beat the cr-p out of them, then if that didn’t work, i’d join them. and then i’d go to disneyland!”
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