dooney and bourke


the best designer of purses ever.
i just bought this dooney & bourke purse yesterday at south coast plaza.
the epitome of mismatching colors, animal skins and african baby hair all jumbled together to make one, b-tt-ugly mismatched purse.
“did you puke all over your shoulder and arm?”
“no! it’s my dooney and bourke purse omg stfu!!!”
the best purses ever…really expensive…but not as much as prada, etc, but u get better quality…
my dooney is the pimp-ss purse!
ugly purses. for real, why yall like them they ugly.
i prefer luie vuitton, chanel, baby phat & gucci to ugly -ss dooney & bourke.
d&b don’t stand fo dooney & bourke it stand for “d-ck n booty”
these purses are the cutes purses out there. if you dont like them, you are probly not american like, mexican or african american or arabian, or you cant afford them. i also like prada, gucci, coach, ect.
me: look! i got a new dooney and bourke!
another person: i hate do’se purses yo!
me:just cuz you cant afford them doesnt mean you have to slam them like that!

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