Dooney


an abbreviated way to refer to a purse or bag by dooney & burke.
is that a dooney you’re carrying?
a r-t-rded h-m-s-xual who sucks at life.
that guy with the curly hair and green jeep is such a dooney.
someone lacking intelligence or someone who commits thoughtless acts
you’re a dooney if you fail health.
or
look at that dooney, he just crashed his car.
dooney
doo-ney (adj.) 1.) slang for a fat, ugly, and/or annoying girl.
(n.) 2.) an obese nasty “hoe” who starves for attention and fufills her need through pointless drama and peanut b-tter oreos, also a ruthless c-ckblocker.

alternative definitions/words: a “b-m b-m b-m b-m ” b-tch, baluga whale, and any form of the word gorilla is acceptable

dooneys need to be stopped! recognize your local “dooney” and call authorities a.s.a.p.
did you see that dooney gal? her saggy face was covered in peanut b-tter. someone’s gotta drive her home.

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