Door-To-Doorism
a religious act in which any other religion goes door to door to “spread the good word”. they either 1: knock on your door and reading p-ssages to you in their bible while he/she insults you for all the “sins” you’ve committed or 2: knock on your door and wedge a card of their church in your door jamb and leave.
guy 1: there’s a -sshole outside spreading the good word
guy 2: that is door-to-doorism
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