Door Wedge


touch your thumb to your 4 fingers so your hand makes the shape of a door wedge. now insert the door wedge in to a v-g-n- near you. if the v-g-n- is too narrow or tight, simply line up the wedge with the v-g-n- and tap your elbow with your knee until desired depth is reached.
i got whiskey d-ck so i door wedged her instead.

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