dooris hands


abnormally small hands on a man. the average length of a adult male hand is 189mm and the average length of a adult female hand is 172mm, so the hand size must be 150mm or less (average size for early teenager) to qualify.
you are in the gym and you see one of those m-ssive guys working out, muscles everywhere, and then you notice their hands. tiny, dooris hands.

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