Doorman Dash


when someone a dozen steps ahead of you holds the door open and you have to walk quickly so they don’t have to wait for you – the result being that it would have been more convenient to just open the door yourself.
whenever i go into the parking garage after work someone ahead of me holds the door open and i have to do the doorman dash.

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