doornication
similar to it’s predecessor, ‘floornication’ doornication is a whole step up from floornication. doornication is the act of engaging in non-marital s-x against a door.
warning: whilst engaging in doornication, one must take care to ensure that the door handle does not insert itself in ones r-ct-m, or indeed in front p-ssage, should the backdoor be in use.
overcome with the urge to splurge prior to reaching the bedroom, the couple engaged in doornication in the porch.
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