Dooron
a person who never knows whether to push or pull when approaching a doorway, usually ending in embarr-ssment.
(tony, like a d-ck, tries to push open the gl-ss lobby door that is clearly labeled pull, hurting himself, spilling his coffee, dropping his phone, and making a noise loud enough to turn heads.)
david (walking by): did you see that? tony just smashed his face into that door!
rees: f-cking tony. what a dooron.
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