Doorplay


a portmanteau of door and foreplay; the often feverish attempts to get a key inside a keyhole that are usually caused by poor lighting conditions.
dude, cut it out with the doorplay and let me in, the pizza’s getting cold!
when you’re banging a girl from behind (doggystyle) and you play with her -sshole.
dude, christine completely loved it last night when i was banging her doggystyle and was playing with her -sshole. she is totally digging doorplay now!

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