doorsexual


being attracted to sticking your d-ck into the little hole that the the door thing goes into,in the door frame
eric: “what’s up mike” -humping door frame-
mike: ” uhhh what are you doing there”
eric: “i’m a doors-xual” -humping intensifies-

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