doosh

a fairly common misspelling of the word, “douches”
in fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, “dowchez”.
{brief program typed on the commodore 64 computer running the sam (software automated mouth) speech synthesis program}

0 reciter
1 say “he drinks m-ssengill brand post-menstrual disposable d–shes.”
2 end
a word looked on up urban dictionary by those who can’t spell douche properly.
go back and type in d–sh
the blatant & incorrect spelling of the word douche.
sohou looks like such a d–sh.

after trying to sneak his way back to the message board under an -ssumed ident-ty, everyone called the poser a d–sh.
a douche, but spelled as if it were a nerf product.
guy 1: dude you wanna toss the d–sh around?
guy 2: no dude, that’s gross.
#d–sh #douche #douchebag #bag #nerf
the wrong way to spell douche.
i am an idiot so i spell douche like this: d-o-o-s-h!
a deliberate misspelling of “douche” intended to convey the novice nature of conduct that does not even rise to the level worth of being characterized by the term “douche.”
he was so pathetic in his pursuit of her that he couldn’t even be branded a douche. no, this novice didn’t deserve that moniker. he was simply a plain old d–sh.
#douche #idiot #moron #f-ck-up #sell-out
the sound you make after you get punched
hey man lets fight, no way…. :turns back:….o no!! d–sh!…f-ck, my lip
when a person, is such a douche that spelling the word traditionally does not begin to describe how much of a douche they are. so, you start adding o ‘s. the more ”o”s, the bigger the douche.
brian is becoming a real douche. yeah, but kevin is a f-cking d–sh and matt is a doooosh.
#douche #d–sh #doooosh #d–sher #-ss-hole #f-ckstick