Dooshus
adjective used when someone is acting or behaving like a d–sh, douche, d–shbag, or douchebag whichever your prefer. in essence super dumb.
joe: hey whats good?
dude: not much just chillin’.
joe: oh aight, so you tryna watch a movie?
dude: nah my eyes hurt.
joe: you tryna drink some beer?
dude: nah i’m good, tryna cut back on that.
joe: ok.. you tryna go cruise for some ladies?
dude: nah i’m gonna go home cuz i gotta do a lot of stuff.
(it’s friday night.)
joe: stop bein’ d–shus, c’mon.
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