Doppelganger Hanger
someone who still keeps a picture of a popular person (actor, athlete, artist, etc) of which they were told they look-alike (or not) as their primary pic in their web profile, 3 weeks or more past doppelganger week.
dude1: “i met this girl online who looks like beyonce, but when we met in person after 2 weeks of chattung, dude, i didn’t see any trace of beyonce in her, i don’t get it.”
dude2: “dude, haven’t you heard of the doppelganger hangers !? they’re rampant now. i learned my lesson this week after meeting somebody parading as jodie foster online. just be careful from now on.”
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