Dorfis
pr-nounced “door-fuss”
1) someone who is incredibly annoying. usually older and/or younger siblings, co-workers, etc.
2) an obnoxious gloat. commonly stuck up sn-bs or jerks.
3) a person who is just plain stupid. commonly referred to as a numb skull, bonehead or idiot.
the goal of a “dorfis” is to annoy you. some may be trying to annoy you on purpose, while others may not even realize they are being a dorfis.
plural: dorfi (pr-nounced “door-fy”)
“sorry, my brother is being such a dorfis today.”
“this guy at work was being really annoying today. what a dorfis!”
“i encountered a dorfis on my way here.”
“did you see that group of dorfi at the party last night?”
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