Dorito hangover


when one endulges one large 20% extra free bag of doritos du to a severe case of the munchies after a sunday evening marijuana blunt resulting in a severe stomach ach upon waking the next morning. and in some cases sudden death.
oh sh-t, i had the craziest dorito hangover this morning then i died.
when for any reason one eats almost all of a bag of doritos they will then feel the guilt of {binging}, accompanied by the feelings of nausea and abdominal discomfort along with a severe case of {death breath} several hours after the consumption. the hangover resembles that of an alcohol {hangover} without {the spins}. often four letter words like “diet” will trigger one to binge eat doritos resulting in the hangover aftermath. other triggers include alcohol or drug consumption or a poor attempt to get over an emotional crisis.
i have a dorito hangover, don’t ask!

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