dorkfuck
top definition
the act of , or the desire to, engage in s-xual intercorse with a member of the opposite s-x whom is considered less attractive than your percieved social attractiveness. often arising from the boredom of permanent high-fidelity relationships.
dude you f-cked kelly? she’s got no -ss and she talks about world of warcraft.
yeah, but you know dude like, she was tight like a vicegrip and those gl-sses…. mmmmm.
i still cant believe you dorkf-cked kelly.
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