Dorking-Off


the act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you’ve developed a child-like fascination with.

these games include::

world of warcraft
any anime/ninja game
guitar hero
rockband
halo
call of duty
example.

guy #1=”hey is chris gonna come with us?”

guy #2=”nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight.”

guy #1=”what a douche! we’re out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!”

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