Dorph

a m-ssive annoying pain in the -ss. with any of the following attributes;
-chews loud
-m-ssive hips
-two faced
-irrationally rude and pleased about it
-droopy faced
-smart in school, otherwise stupidest person you’ll ever meet
-makes you want to like… do unmentionable things to babies
-begs to hear what you’re talking about, doesn’t listen, then begs to hear what you said
-or just pretends not to hear things
-ugly as h-ll
-extremely judgmental of other peoples looks ( though ugly )
-hypocritical
-talks worse about her bestfriends than her enemies
-emotional wreck
– all around horrible friend and horrible person and horrible to look at
“hey, could you throw this in the garbage with your stuff?”
“no. :)”
“wtf, why?”
– goes throws her stuff in garbage and pretends not to hear –
“f-cking dorph”

“…so i said ‘no, she was wearing pink’ and he was like-”
“hmm? what are you talking about?”
“oh ahah nothing, i was just talking to-”
“i know but what were you talking about, who was wearing pink?”
“oh, it was nothing.”
“no, tell me.”
“ughhh, god. i think amanda was wearing pink at the party but sharon thinks her dress was more of a red. happy?”
“wait what? sorry, i wasn’t listening. say it again.”
“you’re such a dorph.”
“huh? what?”
someone who thinks they are cool but everybody hates them
look at brett gambrell…
what a dorph
a person or thing, who likes to have a redorphuous time, while doing redorphulous things.
omg, emma acted like such a dorph last night when she ran around palace green naked.