dorrance
an irish/german dude who drinks too much and despite losing limb functionality after approximately 14 drinks and occasional bed wetting is still extremely handsome and worth the $505 flight to visit him abroad
“everything was going good until we bought that last round. the walk home was horrible…he got all dorranced out on me.”
megan: did you see that hot guy over by the bar?
gina: the one that can’t even walk?
megan: yeah but i bet he’s a total dorrance!!”
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