Dorsalwank
a dorsalw-nk is a type of masturbation practiced by a gentleman rubbing his c-ck between the rolls of flab on a fat l-ss’s ( or fat lad’s ) back with a view to achieving s-xual relief
jimmy dorsalw-nked on me last night and it felt sooooo s-xay !
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