dorset cereal


the ultimate laxative of all cereals, even more so than weetabix
results in a t-rd reminiscent of a never ending chocolate fountain

-knocks on bathroom door-
colin: what’s taking you so long?

gareth: sorry, i had too much dorset cereal for breakfast yesterday and im like a chocolate fountain!

colin: you fool

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