Dortle
the promiscuous offspring of a dog and a turtle; a mystery to scientists, this creature’s s-x is irresistible to all species; it prefers to procreate in the “doggy-style” position; sometimes mistaken for armadillos
dortles are h-rny little f-ckers which enjoy scr-w-ng like dogs.
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