dorts
1) d-ck shorts…2)swimming shorts that mold to your d-ck when you get out of a pool, lake, etc…
“i really don’t want to get in the pool with all these people around. i think these shorts are dorts.
to have a male fart out of his p-n-s. it is a verb, “to dort”
john was having oral s-x with kim when he dorted in her face.
a nickname for doritos
man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese j-zz on my fingers
dirt or p-rn.
dorty auld hunch loves the d-ckt-ts!
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