dos tres


more or less, mexican slang. mas o menos
vato 1: ey, es una culo buena, eh?
vato 2: dos tres (more or less)
to attack someone, usually in a frat-style. a group bear hug that is not condoned by the hugged party. also a group-beating in a friendly fashion (e.g. mercilous smack-down with pillows).

origins of giving someone a count as to when the attack will commence (“we’re giving you to three! unos-dos-tres!”)
alex: “let’s dostres the new kids.”
adam: “dostres’ing them is a fantasic bl–dy idea.”
nick: (grunt like caveman).

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