dosja
1. someone who travels behind, following another persons every move or command.
2. being a one person fan club
3. an attendant, servant, or retainer.
4. to pursue obsessively another person.
5. being someones b-tch.
my boyfriend is my dosja..he checks my facebook ten thousand times a day.
girl: ” go pick up my dry cleaning.”
guy: ” right away…”
what a dosja…
letting someone know they are your dosja and them agreeing.
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