Dossé bagg


a fancy smancy way of saying doche bag, when one wishes to be formal but still express that a person is bein an absolute d-ck, -sshole, v-g-n-, -n-s face, p-ssy, but licker, tool and all round f-ck.
person 1: hey! you see the kid playing ping pong over there?
person 2: yeah. the one with greasy hair.
person 1: he came over the other day. he’s a complete dossé bagg.
person 2: what? you mean like marc?
person 1: no. like a complete dosse bagg!

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