DotArd


somebody who is hopelessly addicted to the warcraft map, dota
dotard: lo0l, liek do you want to is paly doota wid meh??/
normal guy: go away, dotard.
when you are in the midst of your “dotage” meaning that you are in the midst of your mental decline. i.e. you’re in the process of becoming a f-cking idiot.
hey cara, have you noticed that piper is becoming a bit of a dotard since he starting doing all that meth?
a wild mammal roaming the halls of east chapel hill high school. the dotard is said to be extremely dangerous up close. if you make sudden movements he/she may begin to run at you. once a dotard begins running he does not stop running! it is also useful to know that dotards (known for their rounded physicality) will roll if pushed… this caused the origin of the much loved sport of “dotard pushing” usually executed between cl-ss periods. dotards generally wear noticeable amounts of red.(pr-nounced dough-tard)
the wild dotard, having much trouble attracting a mate, is approaching extinction.
weak-minded old person.
1. our new teacher is a total dotard, she just lets us walk out of the cl-ss at any time.

2. living near an old people’s home means i get to see dotards all the time. yay…..
a simpleton. idiot.
dont do that you dotard!
an idiot, simpleton president who can’t take his eyes off the teleprompter.
george “dubya” bush
nagging, whinning repeating
john is being a dotard today

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