dotch


someone who has an extremely large p-n-s.
wow, bro, know i know why they call you dotch.
1. a p-n-s that is longer than it is wide.
2.so thin it can be -j-c-l-t-d with a straw.
3. opposite of a chode
dang man he has a dotch, nasty
a p-n-s that is extremely thin (like a straw)
you dont have a chode, you have a dotch

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