Dothings


a pair of pre-p-b-scent girl’s b–bs.
ex 1- mark: who are you texting?
steve: my cousin.
mark: does your cousin have big b–bs?
steve: sicko she’s 11. she just has dothings.

ex 2- pedophiles anonymous sponsor: what makes you s-xually aroused by young girls?
pedo: their dothings.
the act of an individual excessively stabbing oneself in the testicular region with a blunt object while ferociously -j-c-l-t-ng on his partners chest.
i was dothing so hard last night i c-mmed a quart and crushed my b-lls into pancakes.

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