Double around-the-back Lumberjack
the act of inserting two fingers into the -n-s of someone from behind and then once fingers are fully covered with feces, rubbing it on their face in the appearence of a scruffy lumberjack’s beard.
did you hear kyle received a double around-the-back lumberjack last night?
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- DoubleWord
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- Douche-bruise
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- down and swing
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