double-backflip


(adj.) convoluted, full of internal links

also: double backflip pirouette into a triple lux quadruple cartwheel somersault
“my aunt’s college roomate’s cousin was in town and i had to take her to the store to get a frozen puff pastry so she could make baklava for my sister’s dog’s former owner, who was coming over for dinner, but on the way i was stopped by the police for speeding and my liscense expired yesterday because i didn’t get a ten-year renewal – only four-year – but i still could have made it if it weren’t for the traffic lights being out at 4th and montgomery, which had a long wait plus i have bad tires so i couldn’t drive too fast, so that’s why i was 15 minutes late.”
“that is the most f-cking double-backflip explanation i ever heard in my godd-mned life.”

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