“double-barrel buck shot” is actually mixing 2 related terms. “double-barrel” is any gun using two barrels; they can be “over-under” or side-by-side. here beck is referring to a shotgun, because he follows that by saying “buck shot” which, btw, is generally written “buckshot” (one word). shotgun sh*lls are generally filled with small pellets that spread out after they leave the barrel. buckshot is larger, heavy pellets used for home defense or hunting large game – like a “buck,” which is a male deer. hence the name.
to punish beck for inventing the term double-barrel buck shot, i grabbed my grandfather’s double barrel from over the fireplace and unloaded two rounds of buckshot into beck’s *ss.
- drunk sciencing
when a drunk person attempts to do science. i was drunk sciencing last night and things did not turn out well!
- dry b*tch
when somebody doesn’t reply to texts or snapchats for multiple hours, but he/she knows that they are there. reyanda is a dry b*tch. she never answers her texts via giphy
to capture perfectly; to epitomize the excerpt embobulates the need for hope in our society. julie embobulated the stereotype of “cheerleader.”
- ennui sandwich
that’s that thing when you’ve been waiting in line for the toaster, but you’re so hungry you make yourself a bagel and eat it before you eat your actual toasted bagel. i was really determined to use the toaster for my bagel but i was so hungry i had to make myself an ennui sandwich. […]