double-barreled cockgun


when two men shoot their load at the same time, and at the same target
girl: these two guys both j-zzed on my face at the same time yesterday at this party….it was like so totally disgusting
boy: oh, you mean ted and jason…they’ve been getting everyone with the double-barreled c-ckgun all week so don’t feel bad

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