Double Beacher
a single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. in other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.
man did i take a huge cr-p after that eating contest. it was a double beacher!
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