double-blink moment
a point in time where someone says something so outrageously stupid that you have to stop, do a double-blink (-blinkblink-) and clear your poor little confused mind before you can respond. often accompanied by a look around to be sure you are not on a hidden camera show.
“when mel told me he was sure that the jews had faked the holocaust, i had a total double-blink moment.”
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