double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower
s-xual act requiring 4 people. person 1 sits backwards on the toilet while defecating and gives a bl-wj-b to person 2, who is defecating in the tank of the toilet. person 1 also gives hand jobs to persons 3 and 4, who are standing on either side of the toilet. person 2, 3, and 4 high five above person 1’s head.
the combination of the double blumpkin supreme, the upper decker, the pterodactyl, and the eiffel tower
tom: dude, i saw the nastiest thing, this chick was doing the “double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower” at that party on sat-rday night.
ted: wow she must be a freak!
tom: yeah, i almost puked!
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